SO here we have a video of Laverne Everett who had just turned 80. So what better way of celebrating reaching 80 and not dying, by trying to get herself killed.
From what we can see, she was fine when she was going up, but when it came to jumping, she looked like a cat being put into a bath, hands grabbing everywhere. Which is exactly what i would be like, except I'm not that fucking stupid to go jump out of a plane.
So as soon a she was, PUSHED out of the plane all hell broke loose and she slipped from her harness.
Tits out, bra out, skin flapping in the wind. Poor Laverne, i genuinely feel sorry for her, i would have had a heart attack. So they tried pushing her back into her harness with no luck, so they pulled the rip cord and wished for the best.
Laverne safely made it to the ground and all is fine. The parachute center said everything was in working order and worked as it should....yes our patrons SHOULD fall out of the harness, its all part of the experience. In the last decade, at that parachute centre alone, 8 people have died.
Lets check out the best comment for this video.
Gee, thanks for that visual.
Wishing Laverne all the best and hopefully she doesn't go bungee jumping for her 81st.
